FILTH!

Dear Milli
Carpet's up! Actually, perhaps that should be 'carpets up' - yes - the lazy so & so had decided to lay one carpet on top of the previous. YUCK! It stank! Don't you know there are reasons why people don't have carpets in their kitchens!
I've been going wild with the cleaning products. Who could have known that the oven interior was supposed to be silver coloured, not bronze (from the build up of grease over the years). I used an entire can of oven cleaner, over the course of an entire day! On top of that, I've painted the exterior of the oven with white (clean!) metal paint, the shower tray & the exterior ladder. With all those fumes, no wonder I went out, to see the England game, without washing the conditioner out of my freshly laundered locks. Ewwww!
I wasn't settling for any half-hearted efforts, so pulled the extractor fan out & scrubbed until every morsel of ick was annihilated! BTW - this was the first time I've ever bothered to wear marigolds to clean the inside of cupboards. Some people!